| Me: | My parents didn't tell me it's normal to have hair down there. |
| Some-random-guy-on-Facebook-which-I'll-hide-his-identity-with-his-real-name-Jeric: | They didn't tell you because they want you to discover it on your own and for you to know that its perfectly normal. |
ang mahalaga nakakausap kita.
| Dad: | Oh asan na yung blah blah blah? |
| Me: | Dad, hire a new wife. |